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Created on 2005-02-03 18:01:51 (#6007417), last updated 2005-11-06

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Name:Gabe †
Location:Doylestown, Pennsylvania, United States
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User Number: 6007417
Date Created:2005-02-03
Number of Posts: 18
a kid who revels in the fact he's a gangsta' and enjoys selling moonshine to random kids. he also likes transvestite Tinkerbell's and long walks on the beach.
strengths: super fro-hawk powers along with forearm strength and ability to sell non-alcoholic beer to dumb twelve year olds.
weaknesses: plays well with others, does not have enough backbone to kill the entire population (and enough ammo), and lacks the means to spread genital herpes to the people he hates.
special skills: driving while under the influence of Little Miss Mess ([info]jisatsu_kyandii), ability to state the obvious, saving peoples lives with his delayed anger issues, being elmo, and hating obnoxious "punk skins".
weapons: brass knuckles, crowbars, baseball bats, a nine iron, putter (stolen from Putt-U mini golf), and... his penis.


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